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Sunday, January 29, 2006

s You know you're a nurse if.....

You would like to meet the inventor of the call lightsome night in a dark alley.

Your sense of humour gets more warped eachyear.

Almost everything can seem humorous....eventually.

You know the smell of different diarrhoea wellenough to identify it.

You can tell the pharmacist more about themedication they are dispensing than they know.

You check the caller id on your day off to see ifanyone from the hospital is trying to call and askyou to work. (this one is a fact! )

You've been telling stories in a restaurant andmade someone at another table throw up.

You notice that you are using more 4 letter wordsthan you did before you started nursing.

Everytime someone asks you for a pen youcan find at least 4 of them on you.

You live by the motto "to be right is only halfthe battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult"

You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your co worker and to holler if they needhelp.

Your bladder can expand to the size of awinnebago's water tank

You find yourself checking out other customers veins in grocery waiting lines.so u can set a needlefor theM?

You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.

Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.

You have seen more penises than any prostitute

If you are not a nurse and have been sent this by afriend who is, its justto help you understand our mindset andquestionable mental status/sanity.Most of the time we function in spite of this sicksense of humour, fairly normally and veryresponsibly.Scary huh?? BUT SO TRUE OF MOST OF US....

A friend send this to me.. LOL!!!!

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HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR!!!

Have lots of fun, gathering up.. collecting red packets!!

Time to reflect and set new goals. new resolutions.

oOKies, Juz back frm msia. tired.. going to airport to send pootsie off.. heh!!!!!! hopefully dun cry... very tired. i wont cry if i dun feel e pain. pls god, save my tears. my tear gland would BURST. *nonsense*

Gonna write him a letter now.

Laters!

*muacks*

--bOuncy bOuncY *kAbOom*--
3:17:00 PM